The Bidding

Going once, going twice
Every man here has a price
Over where? Over there, sold
To not a single lady in here
I've been in like a thousand times
Dated every woman in the atmosphere
I've been to every continent
Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere
And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent
Just remember not to love me when I disa-
I graduated at the top
I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie
So if you have a fantasy of being a queen
Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me
Going once, going twice
Won't these gentlemen suffice
Any here? Any there?
Any motions anywhere?
Going twice going thrice
Guess this means we'll go four times a lady